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Dangerous Germinations
Seems harmless enough, right? So in my last post I wrote about the plant obsession that is slowly taking over my humble household. Since then, we’ve added several more plants into our growing jungle...
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Happy 70th birthday, Bob Ross
Bob Ross and the happy raccoon Bob Ross holds a special place in my heart. As a kid, I used to watch his program The Joy of Painting on PBS with my grandmother in Watertown, SD. When my parents and I...
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Expectations
Just add black glasses, warpaint, and American Apparel. Voila! Over Thanksgiving break, two of my friends and I went to Portland because it’s Portland and none of us had been there before. It was...
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Green Christmas: A Mixtape
Milk and cookies indeed. I picked up an Inlander last week and read through the Gift Guide section, last minute gift ideas for various subcultures/friends. And guess what subculture got a two-page...
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A Justification of Foodie Pictures
You know those people who constantly post pictures on Facebook or Pinterest or any of the other fiendish social media outlets? You know, the pictures of someone’s dinner, or appetizer, or caramel pecan...
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American Junk TV
The buyers and sellers of dreams: American Pickers Whenever I go back to my parents’ house to visit, I usually end up watching a year’s worth of TV. It’s part of the experience. There’s not much else...
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10 Natural Cures for Stupid Hangovers
Hey, y’all. You’re damn right he hydrates. Do you have a Bukowski-sized hangover today? Are you in the process of renouncing all of your Irish, or pretend Irish, heritage? Are you making promises to...
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Too Many Nuts: Fat Shaming Squirrels is the New Hate-Fueled Internet Phenomenon
Who could hate this face? She’s a mother of three, asshole! There is an epidemic that we all need to be aware of, especially this festive, sweet-filled, hibernating season. All over the Internet and...
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The Cat Show is Decadent and Fabulous
A show person’s beautiful denim shirt. Last Saturday, I went to a cat show. Yes, a cat show. I’m still piecing it all together. I feel like I spent my weekend at a rave surrounded by people in soft...
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